CursingMama's Vast Internet Empire
Note: the benevolent leader wears cute pink clothes
and rules all the margaritas as well
Note: the benevolent leader wears cute pink clothesand rules all the margaritas as well
The other day, completely out of left field (while in a group of people whom I was not comfortable revealing the extent of my vast internet empire to) the following took place:
Gameboy: Mom
CursingMama: Fiddling with itouch game called Unblockme free which flummoxes me mightily. I am not a great puzzle solver, or maze runner.
Gameboy: (louder) Mom!
CursingMama: What?!?
(concentration totally broken)
Gameboy: Do you Twitter?
CursingMama: What?
(fine, it was a stalling technique)
Gameboy: Do. You. TW IT TER ?
(condescending little fuck don't you think?)
(probably learned it from his father, his mother would never speak to anyone in that manner.)
CursingMama: No, Do You?
(liar, liar, pants on fire)
Gameboy: Eerily silent
CursingMama: goes back to mastering Unblockme making mental note to scour Twitter for son.
6 comments:
SHUT UP! Are you serious????
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You are BAD...
P.S.: My word verification contains the word "wine". Don't mind if I do.
Hmm... maybe he already found you... ;)
The demographics of Twitter users predict that Gameboy will not stick around long. His age group prefers texting and Facebook. Twitterers are predominantly >30.
What Chris said. That's what I was thinking. Could you have put something out there that outed you?
You're as bad as I am!
Uh oh. Methinks he busted you.
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