Setting: Garage/Kingdom of Mr. Motorcycle
CursingMama passes by
CursingMama (CM): Whats that?CursingMama retrieves something from her purse
Mr.Motorcycle (Him): Nothing.
CM: That is not nothing.
Him: Is to.
Him: What are you doing?I give you
Him: That is not nothing.
CM: Is to.
Him: Why are you taking a picture of nothing?
CM: Because it's not nothing.
Him: You're blogging this aren't you.
CM: Of course.
You be the judge - what do you think nothing is?