Like A Bunny

Is it just me, or did getting to this particular Friday seem to drag on forever.
Actually, that's not exactly accurate. The time that felt like it dragged was the time I spent each and every morning in my closet trying to decide what the hell to wear. Struggling with the lady-like undergarments, feeling dejected by the ability to buy a decent bra in my size at a standard retail outlet, pulling on dress pants and matching them with an appropriate top.
I blame the dress pants.

The rest of the week Flew By. In fact I'm not entirely sure that Thursday even actually occurred; although I do have vague memories of doing the things that I have to do on Thursday so it must've happened.

Do you remember back when you were in college and you'd go to those really awesome parties with your friends. You know the ones, completely trashed rented house with one bathroom and no toilet paper, broken plastic cups littering the yard, an occasional casualty with an eyebrow shaved off or a sharpie mustache. I remember going to a lot of those, I don't remember leaving some of them. That's kinda how Thursday feels.

Also, apparently things have changed from my college days.....

You Are a Mai Tai

You aren't a big drinker, but you'll drink if the atmosphere is festive. And when you're drunk, watch out! You're easily carried away.

What Mixed Drink Are You?

I guess getting married, having two children, a mortgage, and an SUV changes things. (That is totally a song)


I'm sure I've mentioned before that It isn't unusual for me to be passively car shopping. In fact not a month goes by that I don't check the Loan to Value ratio of the current CursingMama model and determine if it is ripe for trading in. I actually love the current model save for one very annoying, very frustrating fact. It burns a lot more gas than I can afford if I would like to continue living the lifestyle to which I have become accustomed. Things like heat & chocolate are necessities. (you see what's coming here though, don't you)

You Should Drive a Saturn Sky

You're sleek and smooth, and you need a car to match your hot persona. Besides, sometimes you want your top up - and sometimes you want it down.

What 2007 Car Should You Drive?

The fact that I have actually contemplated that particular car does not go unnoticed. It's biggest drawbacks included nowhere to put the children and a convertible as the main car in Minnesota isn't exactly a smart decision. When it comes to cars I try to make smart decisions; not always smart decisions for the budget, but smart decisions for my comfort and how good I look driving.

On tap for the weekend is the super exciting task of disinfecting the entire house including the children's bathroom which has, once again, been designated a federal disaster area (aid is pending) and taking down the drapes so I can launder, press, and rehang those humm dingers. I'm not a fan of either of these tasks but I'm going to do it because I am a very big fan of a disinfected house. I also anticipate that I will come in contact with many fluffy tumble weeds which are neither cute nor little; but they are guaranteed to be fluffy like a bunny because their source is obvious.

I'm totally blaming it on the sleeping one
--Jack

*Snore*
--Benny